A Game So Good It's Almost Blasphemous

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Divinely Entertaining

Blasphemy Kid has received a Blessed rating from Cursed Grapes

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Miraculously Swift Delivery

Our team of genuflecting pilgrims deliver within 3 days

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Quality Assured By The Church

This product has been tested within the Mother of Mothers Church itself and exceeds standard religous signifigance standards

Faithful Edition

$59.99

  1. Blasphemy Kid

Sorrowful Edition

$79.99

  1. Blashpemy Kid
  2. Steel Case
  3. Soundtrack

True Penance Edition

$1,000,000

  1. A Blessed Copy Of Blasphemy Kid
  2. Steel Case
  3. Soundtrack
  4. Artbook
  5. 6" Penitent One Statue
  6. Map